Unleash the Power of Monstrous Mayhem Beer Lotion

Indulge in the Rich Creamy Cocoa Fragrance

The other day I tried my hand at a shrinking potion. With all the dangerous creatures skulking about I couldn’t just sit by and do nothing. I mean just yesterday a dragon set my cottage on fire! Anyway, I accidently got some on my hand while mixing and I did NOT shrink. I did however end up with sneezes capable of hurricane force winds. NOT GOOD! Somehow the “potion” turned itself into hockey puck like soaps. I’ve never been so clean in all my life... only downside is I can never sneeze again.

The Facts

✔ Beer contains ingredients such as barley, hops, and yeast, which provides moisturizing benefits to the skin

✔ Beer soap produces a rich and creamy lather that helps to distribute the soap evenly over the skin, ensuring thorough cleansing and a satisfying feel.

✔ Each bar has a smooth and creamy texture that glides effortlessly over the skin

✔ Each bar is crafted with care and attention to detail, making it special and distinct from mass-produced alternatives.

✔ Conjure the decadent scent of Creamy Cocoa, crafted for the discerning warlock. This luxurious fragrance features the rich, velvety aroma of chocolate mousse, blending sweet and indulgent notes to create a warm and captivating scent. Perfect for those who crave a bold and comforting aroma, this potion is both irresistible and enchanting.

✔ Pairs perfectly with my Dragons Brew Beer Butter as well as my Griffon Tears Beer Lotion

✔ Can last up to a month with proper care

✔ Getchuone

Ingredients

Olive Oil Pomace, Beer, Sustainable Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Yogurt, Mica Colorants and Chocolate Mousse Fragrance Oil 

*This listing is for one 5 oz bar. Size is a slight approximation since each bar is hand cut

Care

*Handcrafted soap is best stored out of water so that it air dries. *Rest your soap on a draining soap dish or stand it on its side, out of the direct spray of the shower.

**Using a loofah or washing sponge will extend the life of your soap to at least a month. 

***Interested in multiple bars of soap (of the same type or a variety)? Check out my  Super Saver Soap Bundle, buy at least 3 bars of soap and get no less than 10% off your soap purchase.